Tim decided to marry his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning his golf shoes. His new wife was standing there watching him. After a long period of silence she finally spoke. “Tim Darling now that we are married I think it's time you gave up golf. Perhaps you should consider selling your clubs." Tim looked horrified. She said, “Darling, what's wrong?" "There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.” Tim replied. “Ex wife!” she gasped, “You didn't tell me you'd been married before!" “I haven't!” He replied.